2. In another independent move, the kid has figured out how to open his bedroom door. I was sitting at the dining room table working on the laptop during one of his naps, and glanced up to see him standing next to me quietly, clutching Dot Baby and watching me with wide eyes.
3. We were invited to a birthday party for one of Fuzzy's classmates, and Fuzzy could not have been more excited. All the way to the party, this is what I heard from the backseat: "Maybe Max will have cake? Let's go see! Maybe it will be chocolate cake? I like chocolate cake!"
Then, when we arrived, Fuzzy glanced with disinterest at the pile of presents, turned to me, and said, "Where is da cake?" When I told him that we had to wait, he said, "Okay, I have to be patient!" I breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the interrogation was over. However, apparently Fuzzy and I have very different definitions of the word 'patient.' Based on the evidence, Fuzzy thinks waiting for less than a minute qualifies, because after 30 seconds, he turned to me and the whole "Where is da cake? Is it chocolate cake?" line of questioning was repeated. Fortunately, we discovered a trampoline in the birthday boy's backyard, and cake was shortly thereafter forgotten.
However, the party clearly made a lasting impressing. Weeks later, whenever we get in the car, he asks if we are going to Max's birthday party again. Thus far, explanations of 'only once a year' have made no noticeable impact.
4. In other news, despite the excellent birthday party, Fuzzy suddenly hates preschool, and insists he has no friends there. His attempts to get out of going to school are pretty inventive and hilarious however. He began our conversation thusly:"I don't want to go to pweeschool, I want to to go play at the park wit Maya." When that didn't work, he turned on the tears, and through his sobs, wailed:
"I want to sleep! In my crib! Not later, now!" When that didn't work, he tried a different tactic:
"Mama," He said, "You tired. You take off that firt and put on you nightgown and go sleep in you bed....and me too!"
5. After nightly struggles for several weeks, Fuzzy relented and allowed me to brush his teeth without any issues. I tried positive reinforcement: "You made Mama so happy! Thank you baby!" He glanced up at me, and primly said, "You vewe welcome."
6. Maya collected a box of acorns for Fuzzy to play with outside. When we poured out the acorns, we discovered a couple of little grubs in the bottom of the box. Fuzzy put one of the grubs in an acorn top, and held it up, admiring his work. "He vewe happy in his new hoooome!"
7. Fuzzy was sitting in the tub one night, and in between playing with his bath toys, glanced up at me, and said:
"Mama, yous eyes are red!" I explained it was probably because I was tired.
"Oh, I will be a doctah and fix them!"
"How are you going to do that?"
"I will poke dem...it will be a...SURPRISE!"
I declined his kind offer, but really, all things considered, it would have been surprising indeed.